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If you’re 14 generations apart, can you still date?

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere The Programmer From Nantucket There was a programmer from Nantucket. His project schedule forced him to piss in a bucket. To his dismay, after many a delay, he quit and said, “fuck it.”

Such a sweet thing… I’ve resolved to grow my hair out as long as possible so that I can cut it all off and fill a pillow with it. I’m thinking of selling this on ebay. This could become a great source of income considering that it’s the internet and there’s a market for everything. [...]

Was one of my favorite songs, as well as music videos. Thanks youtube!

When I saw this months cover I thought of my sister and immediately did the following: She wrote me a poem: “Thanks Nathalie. Now I can read the cover without drooling all over it. Saving up all my fangirl drool for the two page spread on page forty-two instead. You’re the bestest sibling yet. But [...]

Alexis (By Tanja The Awesome) just finished a new how-to on how to attain the perfect duckface. I’ll be practicing.

Likeabilityhood. The very remote but possible chance of something being likable or likely. -Tanja Lawhead Also, when naming your child; don’t give him or her an eccentric name, but a common name so it will be harder to trace. That is all.

sounds awesome in French. And children drawings are bad-ass when they come to life…

70 Million by Hold Your Horses 70 Million by Hold Your Horses ! from L'Ogre on Vimeo.

…That I’m named after. A friend just dug this up: It was such an awesome mix of East meets West and, in my opinion, way ahead of its time. It occurred to me what a gem the internet has become for preserving and propagating culture and art that would normally fade away. Not only that, [...]

If you say ‘jesus’ backwards it sounds like ‘sausage’.

They know your personal informashuns, where live, and how your hair smells.

You know that mega-monster-master sentient AI from sci-fi movies that ends up outgrowing its programmers and out-learns itself effectively becoming so self-aware that it ends up taking over the world? Yeah, that’s what Google is going to be. Mark my words. When it happens, you first heard about it here. Unless… It’s already happened. I [...]

Edit: This post has been approved for all audiences. The above video is an example of the evils of smoking and how it is aiding in the empowerment of the cyborg army. If you want to join the ranks of the winning side… Start smoking today. Before it’s too late. This is an example of [...]

This is you: And yes. You are.