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Robots: Supreme Beings

Edit: This post has been approved for all audiences. The above video is an example of the evils of smoking and how it is aiding in the empowerment of the cyborg army. If you want to join the ranks of the winning side… Start smoking today. Before it’s too late. This is an example of [...]

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Hey, Ladies!

This is you: And yes. You are.

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Excellent…

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Let’s Enhance!

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Remember those days…

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Tanja THE Awesome

Since I’m only 99% of an egotist this post is a rare demonstration of the 1% where I’m not. Without further ado; work my sister did! See it here! HitRECord: The New Deal from Tanja Lawhead on Vimeo. Showed at sundance in the RECroom. Many people saw it. IMPORTANT people so that makes this post [...]

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Mon 4:44 PM

I wish I had fur so being naked would feel less awkward… I like kids, it’s the adults I have trouble with… From now on I’m using the word ‘intense’ as often as possible. “How’s the deadline looking?”, “it’s looking intense.” “How was your weekend?” “It was intense.” “How are you doing?” “I’m intense.” It [...]

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<3's

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My sister is apparently getting married…

Only on the internet will a random stranger marry you.

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Sat 7:16 PM : “Regular Use of Cosmetics”…

Women and clowns both share one thing in common, makeup. To humor myself, I proceeded to research if makeup makes you stupid. I found that women who use makeup on a daily basis are absorbing almost 5lb of chemicals a year into their bodies. Many of these chemicals do have neurological effects, such as aggression [...]

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When you’re asked: “Can you fax it to me in color please?”

But hey, as long as they pay I

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Taking special note of the shoes…

I will make it a point to grow out my hair so I can do that:

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Clientcopia

Little cartoon strip from The Oatmeal about clientcopia (Click here) . Make it drop-shadow-bevel-emboss pop like its 2.0!

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Some deep shit on facebook…

whowouldathunkit…

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It’s Official

“Tanja, you are awesome.” -Joseph Gordon Levitt (A rare sighting of Tanja and Joseph Gordon Levitt (that funny girl with a beard) both in one video. Watch it. It’s crucial. You should do this.)

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A Year Without Voicemail

It’s been about a year and a half since my cellphone’s been able to receive voice mail. It’s the oddest thing. People call, leave a message, and I can do nothing about it but watch the numbers escalate. I feel like a war-criminal. There is no word to describe the feeling of helplessness I have. [...]

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Casual Observations… Virtual Reality, Religion and Science

At the market I asked a farmer how he gets his vegetables so strong and flavorful. He said that he gives them very little water and lets them struggle, because the most beautiful plants are the survivors. It occurred to me that the same applies to people. I’ve never met someone who had an easy [...]

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Facebook is the new 4chan

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Et’s unza, unza, unza, unza taim!

Aj vil heet u vit maj rijdem stik!

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Shit my brother says

The following transcripts are rated “I” for Internet only.

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