Hairy Chicken Fajita

Customer: Can I get it without hair?

Employee: No sir. It’s called Hairy Chicken Fajita cuz it’s got hair init.

Customer: Do you have any food without hair in it?

Employee: No.

Customer: What!?

Employee: No.

Customer: Can I make a special order for just the chicken?

Employee: No sir, but you can remove the chicken and have just the hair.

Customer: Um… Can you put the hair on the side?

Employee: No sir, chicken is a topping. We don’t serve toppings as primary dishes.

Customer: What!?

Employee: Chicken is a topping. We don’t serve —

Customer: Yeah, yeah! I heard you the first time.

Employee: — toppings as primary dishes.

Customer: …

Employee: …

Customer: Why!?

Employee: Cutbacks, sir.

Customer: Can I speak to the manager please?

Employee: I am the manager.

Customer: You’re the manager!?

Employee: I am the manager.

Customer: I just want food without hair in it!

Employee: Sir, we’re all about hair here. You’ll have to either eat our hair, or order some place else.

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