Tetrageddon Dot Com: CENTALLY MHALLENGED GMAIMES!
AlienMelon’s new game site committed to brining entertaining video games to the general public. We use a unique system to create our games, like no other. Abducting people from their homes, and splashing them with cat blood. Tetrageddon is a collection of non-comercial “Pop Gamesâ€. Our philosophy is to explore the gaming medium in an artistic sense, approaching it as a tool in the same manner as a canvas and brush are tools. Interactivity is a new and virtually unexplored medium, and in the light of the cyber art revolution, where everything is virtual and nothing is real, we find...
Continue reading...Bang!
Working on a new site, but while no one cares here’s a mini-game I just finished. It’s in memory of that old arcade classic from the 1980’s. You know, Defender? Well, how do you think the Aliens felt about it? Sponsored by the Intergalctic Foundation for Non-Anthropomorphic Rights, Offender is a game made from the alien’s point of view. Note: As a result of the Great Invation of 2080, resulting in Earths distinct shortage of humanoids, and strickt censorship laws, all pipedal lifeforms of hominal descent have been substituted with their evolutionary equivalent. Öööööö!! -Austrian battle cry
Continue reading...Haxed by Megahurtz – a.k.a Interactive Prosifunkification
It’s my newest game. A Flash game developed for the Nintendo Wii… which (I have to add) was like wrestling a gigantic mastodon possibly weighing several hundred tons with many appendages protruding from it’s mouth. HORRIBLE appendages. …I digress. It’s totally playable (possibly more so, since there are less appendages involved) on the PC. Originally an “algorithmic sound toy”, Haxed by Megahurtz began as a tripped-out pixelated interactive music video based on a dynamically generated soundtrack that is mixed during game-play. It eventually grew into a full-fledged casual game. With the advent of “games as art” the initial idea was...
Continue reading...Protected: Poems from Blue Suburbia
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Continue reading...Revver Editors Pick
I just got news that “When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again” has made it into the Revver Editors Picks… which is purely awesome. I owe it all to Tanja (The Awesome One(TM)) for uploading it. I made the animation way back in 1999 in Flash 4, so its eight years old. It was my first Flash animation. Sweeeet. On a semi-related note VitalMedia recently requested three animated sequences for their three community site’s (VitalBMX, VitalMX, and VitalSkate) video end. They’re kinda like a MySpace/YouTube for extreme sports. Their sites are definitely worth a visit. Some of the footage there is...
Continue reading...Updates, stencils, and a squirrel
Aside from getting into Flex (which is awesome to say the least) I Just posted (well not “just” since it’s been a couple weeks now…) the most recent update to BlueSuburbia— the “stairway” scene. Based around the imagery of spiders and broken glass (as in broken glass being a spider’s web). This time poems are presented in fragments and impressions, that take form in “pieces” found by navigating about the area. A few excerpts: “At the bottom of the bottomless pit Eyes of a homeless man If there is a god surely he knows no love!” “That story i know...
Continue reading...Tetrageddon : Tetris for us FPS gamers
Ladies and ladies, I’m pleased to announce the latest and greatest release fresh from our AlienMelon lab. A whopping 3MB of a squish-fest filled game! …OK, fine, it’s grown a little over 3MB since I made the above .gif, whatever. In Tetrageddon you play the role of Minibyte– –who “planted” his “Portable Entertainment System” in a field overlooking a city. This “Portable Entertainment System” grew… You get the picture… Your primary goal is to score by splatting unsightly citizens of some random city with giant tetris-debris falling from space… alternately you could just play “classic tetris” by aligning bocks… but...
Continue reading...Strange Dreams
Strange dreams… Stir now, sleeping consumers! Discomforted by unthinkable acts of self-preservation. Another sacrifice to the “Greater Good†left bloody bodies that blatantly clog our conscience with their memory. Victims of self-justified, pre-forgiven atrocities remembered only as nameless statistics that slowly melt into our collective forgetfulness. The controversial stench of guilt is easily sanitized, then dismissed, before entirely buried in today’s trivialities and tomorrow’s news. eat! Smile now, oh self-proclaimed elite! Leaders that make fools of your people and cannibalize life. Today the gluttons make a feast! Wealthy murderers guiltlessly rejoice in the spoils of blood as they declare victory....
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