Working on a new site, but while no one cares here’s a mini-game I just finished.
It’s in memory of that old arcade classic from the 1980’s. You know, Defender?
Well, how do you think the Aliens felt about it?
Sponsored by the Intergalctic Foundation for Non-Anthropomorphic Rights, Offender is a game made from the alien’s point of view.
Note: As a result of the Great Invation of 2080, resulting in Earths distinct shortage of humanoids, and strickt censorship laws, all pipedal lifeforms of hominal descent have been substituted with their evolutionary equivalent.
Öööööö!!
-Austrian battle cry
I don’t like the monkey.
No, you DO like the monkey.
Dude, monkeys. Rock.
Hard.
Yeah. Shut up, Kibibi. Monkeys are awesome.
It’s not that I have a problem with monkeys, it’s just this one. It makes me iffy.
Leave him alone! That’s his only defense!
Monkeys are excellent.
All of them. You can’t be selective. It’s wrong.