Tetrageddon Dot Com: CENTALLY MHALLENGED GMAIMES!

AlienMelon’s new game site committed to brining entertaining video games to the general public. We use a unique system to create our games, like no other. Abducting people from their homes, and splashing them with cat blood.

Tetrageddon is a collection of non-comercial “Pop Games”.
Our philosophy is to explore the gaming medium in an artistic sense, approaching it as a tool in the same manner as a canvas and brush are tools.

Interactivity is a new and virtually unexplored medium, and in the light of the cyber art revolution, where everything is virtual and nothing is real, we find ourselves redefining what it means to be creative.

Take the Pop Art movement of the 1950’s, and ask yourself how it would have looked if the web and interactivity were available? How would Warhol have approached creating his Marilyn Monroe painting?
We find ourselves not only asking how things would look but how they would react and function.

We are the artists of today challenging ourselves with translating the digital age’s cultural taboos, icons, and web humor, into electric impressions of internet culture to violate one’s senses with its random nonsense as they find themselves playing with our work.

Games are our expression, and the web is our outlet.

Cleck here to plai.

Note: The site makes heavy use of Stage.onResize, all the graphics (from preloaders, to menu items, to easter eggs) adjust to the browser window. Size your browser smaller than 500 x 500 and you find the hidden mini-game.

Paying tribute to classic-game-menu-design, like Mario All-Stars, navigation here takes place with the left and right arrow keys. Up and down will result in finding hidden areas in the site.

The audio is completely code driven, with a soundtrack that is generated using a series of algorithms/functions to detect where the user is and what areas he has/is accessing.

Touch. My. Monkey.

Tetrageddon

I habitually beat children with my cain.

The infinite loop of misery.

Medic: But we can’t interrogate him!
Sarg: Why not?
Medic: You shot him dead, that’s why!
Sarg: Well, you’re a doctor. Fix him!
Medic #2: Wait! Sir, he’s still breathing.
Sarg: He’s what!? *Bam!*
Sarg: Let’s move.