Since my last post I had three haircuts, which is enough to stuff a small pillow with. That was important, make a note of it.

I also had a berfday (which is significantly cooler than a birthday). Although there was no party (I ate all my friends), or cake (people taste better), I bought a monkey. It suffers from a distinct lack of tail, fur, and hands or other sapien features. The woman at the black market said that he would grow out of his “larva” stage and eventually develop into a monkey. I’m watching it carefully.

We (or me) at AlienMelon are pleased (or not) to announce the AlienMelon Street Team (“team” spells “meat” in reverse). Hey! Members get a discount on a custom Minibyte shirt.
Only non-humanoids with supernatural abilities need apply. Requirements for these individuals are; You can digest biodegradable material (especially bread). You can move objects with your hands (which is significantly cooler than with your mind). You grow your own hair (the hairier the candidate the higher their ranking). And (optionally) you’re name is Bertha, and you eat villages.
I would also like to welcome the first members. No, they don’t eat villages.

Other than working on a game. My game (which will be awesome, btw, I think). I’ve been doing some interesting sub-sub-sub-contracting. Some notable examples of which, would be an intro animation/UI design for a game at Disney’s game portal.

I put together the intro, and UI’s for the interactive video’s. The game for it is pretty cool and in all the site makes for a fun play. You must navigate the site and interact with all the video’s to eventually gain the secret code to play the final game. It’s “edutainment” teaching kids the food-pyramid using different characters (Kim Possible, Kusco, etc). Check it out. Lick here.

And last, but not first, a logo for Hollywood based game studio Buck Norris. They specialize in making games for the Xbox, Playstation, etc. The job centered around creating the ultimate manly man that kicks so much ass the economy is undergoing inflation because everybody wants ass and he keeps kicking it. He is a hybrid character between Chuck Norris, a pimp Burger King King, a Russian, and… men with a lot of hair. I like hair. I grow my own.

If you wish to see more of the man whom bullets fear, check out their myspace. They sound like they have some pretty interesting titles coming up and are definitely worth keeping an eye on.

Also! Some of my newest apparel designs:

fluc yuo im preflecty omperhansivle!