Ladies and ladies,
I’m pleased to announce the latest and greatest release fresh from our AlienMelon lab.
A whopping 3MB of a squish-fest filled game!
…OK, fine, it’s grown a little over 3MB since I made the above .gif, whatever.
In Tetrageddon you play the role of Minibyte–
–who “planted” his “Portable Entertainment System” in a field overlooking a city.
This “Portable Entertainment System” grew…
You get the picture…
Your primary goal is to score by splatting unsightly citizens of some random city with giant tetris-debris falling from space… alternately you could just play “classic tetris” by aligning bocks… but street-pizza is more fun anyway.
There are a few twists to this that make it a little more complicated than just playing Tetris. For example the citizens don’t take well to having their way blocked by your pieces so your job is made harder as they destroy your carefully aligned tiles. The point being that you have to keep scoring your rows as fast as possible, as well as keep smudging them away from your blocks.
You can’t really “loose” at Tetrageddon, if your tiles accumulate to the top, the heap crumbles to the ground successively clearing the grid for another round. Which is a lot funner than “punishing” the player for loosing. Gameplay is seamless, and infinite. The only set back is a deduction of your points, but you could keep playing until the second coming, or until you hit INSERT to turn in your score.
For scrutiny…
Tetrageddon was inspired by a Penny-Arcade strip… I fail to find the link, and is the collaborative effort of me, djlawhead and Larry.
Well? What are you waiting for? Go! Play!
Oh yeah. Before I forget. Free lewt for those that find the easter egg…
King Kwam: HELP~!! MY VIRUS VAULT IS TEH EMPTY!!!
EMTPY!
NO!
THEY ALL ESCAPED!
daniel: k
King Kwam: THE VIRUSES ESCAPED MY VAULT AND NOW MY PC IS SICKS!@
ITS BEING TEH LOOTED!
MY MEGAHORTS!
daniel: THEN DO A SCAN QUICK!
King Kwam: I DID!
daniel: SEND THE VIRUS POLICE AFTER THEM.
King Kwam: It cant find anything. THEY ARE CAMOFLAUGHING!
daniel: SHIT! THEN WORD MUST BE HARBORING THEM!!
King Kwam: NOES! WORD!?
daniel: Word is a known terrorist.
King Kwam: Damn Microsoft.
Ouch.
Poor birdies…
Kinda therapeutic. Like poping zits.
SWEET JESUS!
I like it.
Man, that rabbit’s gonna be a bitch to beat.
You know, Jesus was (historically speaking) the first guy in history, born in Jerusalem, with a Mexican name. That before Mexico was even founded!
Ha! Ha! Ha! I laugh at the flat people!
Fuseaction,
That’s a good… observation.
I know. It just occured to me.
The noises the little people make are very sensational. I can totally relate to Minibyte.
OMG the easter egg gerbils are so cuuute!
Tetrageddon ftw. I
wtf wtf why is it cutting me off
The Spam Can is cutting you off?
Odd… I’ll have to check.
Wow.
Is the dancing kid with the blue shirt and purple pants supposed to be Daniel? Or am I imagining things?
You imagine things. Daniel wears pink, not blue.
well if it doesn’t cut me off anymore i’d have to say that game pwns by all means necessary
Thank y–
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The hardest thing about buying a macbook is telling your parents you are gay
At least… You won’t have to live with Windows.
What do you have against MS’s operating system? It only won’t operate, but otherwise…
hey BUDDY back off Windows is my homeboy every night we go over to his house smoke a blunt and roll carpets reall good times man reall good times
I aint got beef with windows! He’s alright….
despite his aparent autism…
and other dysfunctions.
Kek!
Squish, squish…heehee..
Didn’t know what was going to hit them…
Silly humans…
WOW I just totally checked BlueSuburbia again and MAN that update is AWESOME!! I so live for BlueSuburbia updates it’s not even funny. I didn’t like the poems as much as ‘A Dream’ or whatever that last update poem was, but the cinematics were AWESOME!
Hey notorious,
Glad someone found the update already. It’s nice to know that someone other than me lives for updates. I like updates.
Which reminds me that I need to update my blog.
wow
yaymfo