Tetrageddon : Tetris for us FPS gamers

Better than boiled beer.

Ladies and ladies,

I’m pleased to announce the latest and greatest release fresh from our AlienMelon lab.

Bewm!

A whopping 3MB of a squish-fest filled game!
…OK, fine, it’s grown a little over 3MB since I made the above .gif, whatever.

In Tetrageddon you play the role of Minibyte–

Minibyte

–who “planted” his “Portable Entertainment System” in a field overlooking a city.

This “Portable Entertainment System” grew…

You get the picture…

eew.

Your primary goal is to score by splatting unsightly citizens of some random city with giant tetris-debris falling from space… alternately you could just play “classic tetris” by aligning bocks… but street-pizza is more fun anyway.

In Tetrageddon you do not pwn at Tetris, the Tetris pwns you.

There are a few twists to this that make it a little more complicated than just playing Tetris. For example the citizens don’t take well to having their way blocked by your pieces so your job is made harder as they destroy your carefully aligned tiles. The point being that you have to keep scoring your rows as fast as possible, as well as keep smudging them away from your blocks.

You can’t really “loose” at Tetrageddon, if your tiles accumulate to the top, the heap crumbles to the ground successively clearing the grid for another round. Which is a lot funner than “punishing” the player for loosing. Gameplay is seamless, and infinite. The only set back is a deduction of your points, but you could keep playing until the second coming, or until you hit INSERT to turn in your score.

Bad. Tetris. Skills.

For scrutiny…

The rabbit is unamused.

Tetrageddon was inspired by a Penny-Arcade strip… I fail to find the link, and is the collaborative effort of me, djlawhead and Larry.

Well? What are you waiting for? Go! Play!

Oh yeah. Before I forget. Free lewt for those that find the easter egg…

King Kwam: HELP~!! MY VIRUS VAULT IS TEH EMPTY!!!
EMTPY!
NO!
THEY ALL ESCAPED!

daniel: k

King Kwam: THE VIRUSES ESCAPED MY VAULT AND NOW MY PC IS SICKS!@
ITS BEING TEH LOOTED!
MY MEGAHORTS!

daniel: THEN DO A SCAN QUICK!

King Kwam: I DID!

daniel: SEND THE VIRUS POLICE AFTER THEM.

King Kwam: It cant find anything. THEY ARE CAMOFLAUGHING!

daniel: SHIT! THEN WORD MUST BE HARBORING THEM!!

King Kwam: NOES! WORD!?

daniel: Word is a known terrorist.

King Kwam: Damn Microsoft.

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32 /B/romments

  1. Raged January 29, 2007 at 2:31 pm | Permalink

    Ouch.

  2. Gordon Frohman
    Raged January 29, 2007 at 2:34 pm | Permalink

    Poor birdies…

  3. Raged January 29, 2007 at 2:39 pm | Permalink

    Kinda therapeutic. Like poping zits.

  4. Hellvis
    Raged January 29, 2007 at 2:55 pm | Permalink

    SWEET JESUS!

    I like it.

  5. Mims
    Raged January 29, 2007 at 5:26 pm | Permalink

    Man, that rabbit’s gonna be a bitch to beat.

  6. Fuseaction!
    Raged January 29, 2007 at 5:29 pm | Permalink

    You know, Jesus was (historically speaking) the first guy in history, born in Jerusalem, with a Mexican name. That before Mexico was even founded!

  7. Raged January 29, 2007 at 6:01 pm | Permalink

    Ha! Ha! Ha! I laugh at the flat people!

  8. Raged January 29, 2007 at 6:02 pm | Permalink

    Fuseaction,
    That’s a good… observation.

  9. Fuseaction!
    Raged January 29, 2007 at 6:03 pm | Permalink

    I know. It just occured to me.

  10. JizyXC
    Raged January 29, 2007 at 6:48 pm | Permalink

    The noises the little people make are very sensational. I can totally relate to Minibyte.

  11. I♥Minbyte
    Raged January 29, 2007 at 7:46 pm | Permalink

    OMG the easter egg gerbils are so cuuute!

  12. Raged January 29, 2007 at 8:22 pm | Permalink

    Tetrageddon ftw. I

  13. Raged January 29, 2007 at 8:22 pm | Permalink
  14. Raged January 29, 2007 at 8:23 pm | Permalink

    wtf wtf why is it cutting me off

  15. Nathalie
    Raged January 29, 2007 at 8:27 pm | Permalink

    The Spam Can is cutting you off?
    Odd… I’ll have to check.

  16. Kibibi
    Raged January 29, 2007 at 11:24 pm | Permalink

    Wow.

  17. Raged January 30, 2007 at 12:25 am | Permalink

    Is the dancing kid with the blue shirt and purple pants supposed to be Daniel? Or am I imagining things?

  18. Raged January 30, 2007 at 12:26 am | Permalink

    You imagine things. Daniel wears pink, not blue.

  19. Raged January 30, 2007 at 5:49 pm | Permalink

    well if it doesn’t cut me off anymore i’d have to say that game pwns by all means necessary

  20. Raged January 30, 2007 at 6:03 pm | Permalink

    Thank y–

  21. KMarx
    Raged January 31, 2007 at 9:34 pm | Permalink

    The hardest thing about buying a macbook is telling your parents you are gay :(

  22. Raged January 31, 2007 at 10:21 pm | Permalink

    At least… You won’t have to live with Windows.

  23. Hellvis
    Raged February 1, 2007 at 1:18 pm | Permalink

    What do you have against MS’s operating system? It only won’t operate, but otherwise…

  24. Raged February 4, 2007 at 12:14 am | Permalink

    hey BUDDY back off Windows is my homeboy every night we go over to his house smoke a blunt and roll carpets reall good times man reall good times

  25. Hellvis
    Raged February 4, 2007 at 4:15 pm | Permalink

    I aint got beef with windows! He’s alright….

    despite his aparent autism…

    and other dysfunctions.

  26. Minibyte
    Raged February 4, 2007 at 4:18 pm | Permalink

    Kek!

  27. Raged February 18, 2007 at 9:49 pm | Permalink

    Squish, squish…heehee..

    Didn’t know what was going to hit them…

    Silly humans…

  28. Raged April 10, 2007 at 4:53 pm | Permalink

    WOW I just totally checked BlueSuburbia again and MAN that update is AWESOME!! I so live for BlueSuburbia updates it’s not even funny. I didn’t like the poems as much as ‘A Dream’ or whatever that last update poem was, but the cinematics were AWESOME!

  29. Raged April 11, 2007 at 10:27 am | Permalink

    Hey notorious,
    Glad someone found the update already. It’s nice to know that someone other than me lives for updates. I like updates.

  30. Raged April 11, 2007 at 10:28 am | Permalink

    Which reminds me that I need to update my blog.

  31. Raged April 11, 2007 at 10:31 am | Permalink

    wow

  32. Raged April 12, 2007 at 2:24 pm | Permalink

    yaymfo

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