BETWEEN
Company (the “Customer”)
OF THE FIRST PART
-AND-
Independent Contractor (the “Service Provider”)
OF THE SECOND PART
Customer summons hoard of managers with superiority complexes the size of Manhattan, but misses.
Service Provider rolls Contractor Snob +10. Inflicts damage to company ego.
Customer rolls a 10 and dodges Contractor Snob with in-house timelines and expectations.
Customer inflicts self damage from unrealistic expectations and lack of concrete experience.
Service Provider defies Customer reasoning with concrete estimates and diagrams.
*Humiliation!*
Angry email takes all.
So my work, eleven-month-long-project, gets a group of chuckleheads featured in the Guardian, and they terminated the contract on me based on my “poor quality of work”, and I have to fight for the last paycheck, as usual…
Brain broke.
