{"id":1737,"date":"2012-02-10T17:08:41","date_gmt":"2012-02-11T00:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nathalielawhead.com\/candybox\/?p=1737"},"modified":"2012-02-10T17:09:10","modified_gmt":"2012-02-11T00:09:10","slug":"hairy-chicken-fajita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nathalielawhead.com\/candybox\/hairy-chicken-fajita","title":{"rendered":"Hairy Chicken Fajita"},"content":{"rendered":"

Customer: Can I get it without<\/em> hair?<\/p>\n

Employee: No sir. It’s called Hairy Chicken Fajita cuz it’s got hair init.<\/p>\n

Customer: Do you have any<\/em> food without hair in it?<\/p>\n

Employee: No.<\/p>\n

Customer: What!?<\/p>\n

Employee: No.<\/p>\n

Customer: Can I make a special order for just the chicken?<\/p>\n

Employee: No sir, but you can remove the chicken and have just the hair.<\/p>\n

Customer: Um… Can you put the hair on the side?<\/p>\n

Employee: No sir, chicken is a topping. We don’t serve toppings as primary dishes.<\/p>\n

Customer: What!?<\/p>\n

Employee: Chicken is a topping. We don’t serve —<\/p>\n

Customer: Yeah, yeah! I heard you the first time.<\/p>\n

Employee: — toppings as primary dishes.<\/p>\n

Customer: …<\/p>\n

Employee: …<\/p>\n

Customer: Why!?<\/p>\n

Employee: Cutbacks, sir.<\/p>\n

Customer: Can I speak to the manager please?<\/p>\n

Employee: I am the manager.<\/p>\n

Customer: You’re the manager!?<\/p>\n

Employee: I am the manager.<\/p>\n

Customer: I just want food without hair in it!<\/p>\n

Employee: Sir, we’re all about hair here. You’ll have to either eat our hair, or order some place else.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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