{"id":1414,"date":"2011-08-17T17:00:53","date_gmt":"2011-08-18T00:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nathalielawhead.com\/candybox\/?p=1414"},"modified":"2011-08-17T17:02:10","modified_gmt":"2011-08-18T00:02:10","slug":"slow-load-doodle-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.nathalielawhead.com\/candybox\/slow-load-doodle-1","title":{"rendered":"Slow Load Doodle #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you work with computers things load.<br \/>\nThe more you work, the more things load.<br \/>\nSometimes they load a lot, for a very long time.<br \/>\nSometimes the loading process can take so long you start to fiddle, fidget, read, suffer from cabin fever, and burst into fits of rage.<br \/>\nI doodle.<br \/>\nThey eventually add up to cover a page&#8230; or pages, but I never keep these because&#8230; well&#8230; they&#8217;re doodles. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tanjatheawesome.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">My sister<\/a> saw one in the newest notebook I started and encouraged me with a shrug to, &#8220;post them on your blog or something&#8221;.<br \/>\nSounds like a good idea.<br \/>\nSo I&#8217;m starting a new Category. Slow Load Doodles.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nathalielawhead.com\/noodles\/preloader_doodle_1_Lrg.jpg\"  target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/nathalielawhead.com\/noodles\/preloader_doodle_1.jpg\" alt=\"Slowding...\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/nathalielawhead.com\/noodles\/preloader_doodle_2.jpg\" alt=\"Slowding...\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why but they always turn out decrepit, and bony.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s how I feel when I have to wait.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/nathalielawhead.com\/noodles\/preloader_doodle_2.jpg\" alt=\"Slowding...\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4522,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nathalielawhead.com\/candybox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nathalielawhead.com\/candybox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nathalielawhead.com\/candybox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nathalielawhead.com\/candybox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nathalielawhead.com\/candybox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1414"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.nathalielawhead.com\/candybox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1419,"href":"http:\/\/www.nathalielawhead.com\/candybox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414\/revisions\/1419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nathalielawhead.com\/candybox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4522"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nathalielawhead.com\/candybox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nathalielawhead.com\/candybox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nathalielawhead.com\/candybox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}