The Strange Adventure of Igor

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Born in Dunvere, Concord, near the Kleppes, Igor spent his early life studying at the University of Swissowle where he received a bachelors in Advanced Conflemation. He worked on the Industrial Coiled Radio Transeiver that was later bought up by Interconti-Cellular Inc. A somewhat revolutionary invention that was used in their moderately successful line of mobile devices. He was forced into early retirement and decided to move on to other areas of interest, such as cellular mobility, due to group incontinence which was the result of low-band radio exposure. His personality had been described by many of his friends as “room temperature”. Igor was an adequately moderate individual with no distinctive features but that of “average”. His apparent unawareness of a fatal brain hemorrhaging that developed due to an allergy to heartburn relief medication was what led to Igor’s Unfortunate Demise. A fate that left him as the last relic of humanity after the cyborg revolution. Igor spent over a century attempting to communicate with the outside world from within the email account that he had been trapped. Every character he typed seemed to be of no avail until one day he made contact with a half-human Nigerian king, who was also the last prince of England, looking to exchange valuable bank information for a can of hash-browns and some coffee. You see, canned food became a highly priced specialty after a fatal malfunction in genetic engineering destroyed the Earth’s food crop. Little did Igor know communicating with the Nigerian would lead up the greatest conspiracy ever conspired. Or so he would come to think, considering this was a truly strange adventure for such an average man…