The Poetic Defacement of Robert Downey Jr…

When I saw this months cover I thought of my sister and immediately did the following:

I DID IT BECAUSE I KNOW THE TRUTH!!!!11!1

She wrote me a poem:

“Thanks Nathalie.

Now I can read the cover without drooling all over it.
Saving up all my fangirl drool for the two page spread on page forty-two instead.
You’re the bestest sibling yet.
But if you dare touch that Wolverine action figure by my bed.
I’ll put God of War for the PS3 in the microwave and have you watch.
As the disc burns, warps and bends.
I’ll hit you over the head with a bottle of scotch.

Love,

Your sister Tanja

Via Tumblr

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