Sir Winkleberry’s Creamy Honey Butter Tubs (Raw Confection Recipe)

Sir Winkleberry's Creamy Honey Butter Tubs (Raw Confection Recipe)

Sir Winkleberry is a fine English gentleman whom enjoys a hearty portion of something quite sweet, always accompanied with a fine cup of tea. A wizard that invents delightful treats, he gives these to good children, and to the bad ones he feeds chicken feet. Some say we have him to thank for sugar, others give him credit for honey and bees. Nevertheless, Sir Winkleberry’s confectionery prowess is a skill to be reckoned with, and those that taste his recipes say they’re like ethereal magic sweets.

Sir Winkleberry's Creamy Honey Butter Tubs (Raw Confection Recipe)

The Ingredients

*Raw Soaked Almonds
Most almonds are pasteurized even if they’re labeled raw. It’s best to contact the source and ask.
They should be soaked and then left to try so they’re NOT too wet… Otherwise the consistency of this is going to be too oozy.

*Raw Honey
I suggest orange honey. Orange honey is meant for almonds. The combination is very special because the orange flower aroma left behind by the honey accentuates the perfumy almond aftertaste so it stays longer in the mouth. It also subdues the bitter punch of the almonds. The second best honeys to use are Buckwheat, or Sage honey, because they’ll bring out the caramel flavor of the dates.

*Raw Dates
For the “caramel” interior.

*Lucuma Powder
This will lend the custard flavor. It’s reminiscent to butterscotch and maple in flavor, and (if combined right can also make things taste caramel). Like orange honey it’s meant to be used in combination with almonds.
The fruit is very cute. It’s shaped like a heart when cut in half, and has been associated with fertility in pre-Hispanic times. It is also said to be a great sweetener for women who are breast feeding.
Lucuma is considered to be South America’s most precious fruit. It is an excellent source of complex carbohydrates, low in acid levels, low sugar content (although it is used as a sweetener substitute), fiber supply, iron, plentiful concentrations of beta-carotene (making it a powerful immune system booster), niacin (which makes it a cholesterol and triglyceride balancer), calcium, B2 & B2, and phosphorus.
Lucuma juice has been used to relieve diabetes, and those who have tried it have had positive results.

*Coconut Oil
This is used for hardening.

*Cinnamon

*Vanilla Powder

**Cacao Paste
It’s chocolate. The food of love. You need it, duh!
…Especially if you’re using Lucuma.

***AND Silicone Desert Bar Shapes (Or any other mold shaped like a candy bar. The bigger the better… This is America, dammit!)

THE RECIPE

The Raw Almond Butterscotch Crust:

In A Blender Combine…

*1/2 Cup Coconut Oil
*1/2 Cup Honey
*1 Cup Soaked Almonds
*4 Heaped Tablespoons Lucuma Powder
*1/2 Teaspoon Vanilla Powder
*1 Tablespoon Cinnamon Powder

Sir Winkleberry's Creamy Honey Butter Tubs (Raw Confection Recipe)

**BLEND Until you have a sweet almond paste. You may need to patiently work it in with the blender. It should be thick.

Sir Winkleberry's Creamy Honey Butter Tubs (Raw Confection Recipe)
-Raw honey almond butter <3

**LAYER by pressing the paste on the side of the shapes like a pie crust. Use a spatula, not your hands. It’s sticky.

Sir Winkleberry's Creamy Honey Butter Tubs (Raw Confection Recipe)

The Almond Caramel Filling

In A Blender Combine…

*1 Cup Soaked Almonds
*7 (Pitted) Dates
*1/2 Teaspoon Vanilla Powder

**Blend Until Chunky

**LAYER (with your hands) the caramel almond center.

Sir Winkleberry's Creamy Honey Butter Tubs (Raw Confection Recipe)

*Pour a THIN layer of honey over the caramel almond center.

Sir Winkleberry's Creamy Honey Butter Tubs (Raw Confection Recipe)

The Chocolate Coating

*Cacao Paste (Melted using either a double broiler technique, or a food dehydrator.)
*1/2 Cup Honey
*1/2 Teaspoon Vanilla Powder
*1/2 Teaspoon Cinnamon Powder

**Mix that shit!

Sir Winkleberry's Creamy Honey Butter Tubs (Raw Confection Recipe)

**Pour it into the molds, make a mess, and kill anyone that snitches.

Sir Winkleberry's Creamy Honey Butter Tubs (Raw Confection Recipe)

The Almond Sprinkles

*Crush Almonds into chunks (Either in a mortar and pestle, or a blender)

Sir Winkleberry's Creamy Honey Butter Tubs (Raw Confection Recipe)

*Sprinkle it over molds

Sir Winkleberry's Creamy Honey Butter Tubs (Raw Confection Recipe)

**REFRIGERATE Until hard

Done. Give and share the love! <3

Sir Winkleberry's Creamy Honey Butter Tubs (Raw Confection Recipe)

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