Women and clowns both share one thing in common, makeup. To humor myself, I proceeded to research if makeup makes you stupid. I found that women who use makeup on a daily basis are absorbing almost 5lb of chemicals a year into their bodies. Many of these chemicals do have neurological effects, such as aggression and anxiety. Preliminary analysis of the topic would lead me to hypothesize that regular use of cosmetics makes you a “dumb bitch”.
I have yet to research “long hair”.
Thanks for listening!
