Planing, Ploting, and… Scheeming

I’m currently in the process of a full-frontal-re-vamp™, but have put up this delightfully boring theme as a temporary one so that all my shit’s still accessible. Accessible… I like throwing around that word. It’s corporate.

What happened?

Well…

I’m notorious for experimenting a lot with my personal work, then neglecting to updated due to the fact that I give all my clients priority. This resulted in me being hit with a php exploit, and some database compromises. If it weren’t for Google and their uncanny-keeneties™ at snooping this sort of thing out I would not have known… Giving freewebs-spamware-2.0-cheepmeds-and-bank-trust.cx ‘s Search -Engine-Ranking-&-Advertising Service® long enough to make me their bitch. I hate being made someone’s bitch.
It’s intimidating.

After an overhaul and complete migration of my database to a better-cleaner-faster-beefier set up, I’m now re-beefing up on my CSS and over-beefing my PHP, so I can make something seriously beefy. Which is what I do when I get seriously pissed about being seriously compromised like someone’s serious bitch… but I’m stoked about a fresh start. No, seriously.

So. Meanwhile, on a whiteboard:
How it all goes down.

The Candybox will be back. Like a motherfucker.

As a special P.S. I’d like to throw in a plug for my hosting company, Media Temple. Their customer service was overwhelmingly helpful in going the extra mile, as usual. I’ve (that’s actually we, as the company) have been with them ever since they where also a web-design company with a Flash site that featured a 3d-temple and floating monk. We’ve stuck with them through all hard times since and have never been sorry. I highly recommend them.

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