…hick-hop?

One of the many things I miss about LA is hip-hop. Not only the music but the life-style and strong consciousness that drives that scene. I miss the open-mindedness, the critical outlook on everyday life, and the poetry… And no. There is absolutely nothing like that here (I currently live in the tiny eastern-European country of Slovak… ehem, Slovenia). It’s small to say the least. Go for a walk, people hear you speaking English, and they immediately take to reciting their favorite Night Rider quotes… which isn’t that bad… but the prevalent small-town mentality here really kills me sometimes. Especially the “hip-hop” scene here (I can hardly call it that with a straight face). It’s… well… corny enough to outshine all the “brothaz” on wiggaz.com.

The notorious penis inspection

Aww… But, whatever. Here’s a handful of links to places and artists that I frequent… just a few. :}

http://www.hiphop-network.com/archives/outsidevideos/bbc-historyofhiphop-1984/bbchiphophistory.asp
history of hip-hop bbc 1984

http://www.undergroundhiphop.com/audio/listing.asp?Category=Singles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzCG6rFWIlk&search=umcs
UMC’s - one to grow on

http://www.officethug.com/blog/
vinyl, hip-hop…

http://www.rootdownradio.com/
A weekly 30 minute hip-hop mix

http://www.myspace.com/thecoupmusic
The Coup

http://www.myspace.com/zioni
Zion I

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=2143650
Specboogie

Also see his No Knock video on youtube:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=D–UTPlMuko

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=42269852
Kaze

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=9610042
Asamov

http://www.motownremixed.com
Vinyl remixed. The Supremes, The Temptations, and more.

http://www.fwmj.com/plex/
“These are my friends!! My friends make rap songs!!! You should listen!!1″

Non hip-hop related but still cool:

Drum-m-m-m-m n-n-n-n b-a-a-a-se
http://www.bassdrive.com/v2/

Smooth drum-m-m-m-m n-n-n-n b-a-a-a-se
http://www.smoothbeats.com/

And… morbid church bells!
http://zvon.yaroslavl.ru/chimes.html

Medic #1: But we can’t interrogate him!
Sargent Lesh Sir: Why not?
Medic #1: You shot him dead, that’s why!
Sargent Lesh Sir: Well, you’re a doctor. Fix him!
Medic #2: Wait! Sir, he’s still breathing.
Sargent Lesh Sir: He’s what!? *Click, bam!*
Sargent Lesh Sir: Ok! Let’s move.

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