Customer: Can I get it without hair?
Employee: No sir. It’s called Hairy Chicken Fajita cuz it’s got hair init.
Customer: Do you have any food without hair in it?
Employee: No.
Customer: What!?
Employee: No.
Customer: Can I make a special order for just the chicken?
Employee: No sir, but you can remove the chicken and have just the hair.
Customer: Um… Can you put the hair on the side?
Employee: No sir, chicken is a topping. We don’t serve toppings as primary dishes.
Customer: What!?
Employee: Chicken is a topping. We don’t serve —
Customer: Yeah, yeah! I heard you the first time.
Employee: — toppings as primary dishes.
Customer: …
Employee: …
Customer: Why!?
Employee: Cutbacks, sir.
Customer: Can I speak to the manager please?
Employee: I am the manager.
Customer: You’re the manager!?
Employee: I am the manager.
Customer: I just want food without hair in it!
Employee: Sir, we’re all about hair here. You’ll have to either eat our hair, or order some place else.
